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26 February 2010
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sleazy slut
Runny noses and puddles of water abound as I ride my bike through the rainy streets of Amsterdam. It's an unshakable habit of mine to cycle around my beloved capital of the Lowlands.
With just a Versace bra under my waxed raincoat and the latest Ellie Goulding and Leela James' version of 'Let's Do It Again' playing on my gizmo I make my way to my appointment at the Elandsgracht. Just around the corner from the bookshop Xantippe.
I shake the water off my raincap with Hed Kandi under it and run for cover in the doorway of the monumental building which houses my favourite rendez-vous for lunch.
Whilst waiting for our desserts to arrive I get a videocall from a naughty bored married woman yes, my very own Mrs. Robinson, who I had had the pleasure of tasting a couple of weeks ago
I surreptitiously turn the phone on and hope my lunch partner won't notice there are now three of us at the table.
Then the twitter widget on my screen comes up with this tweet: "I have awoken again yesterday, worked with jennifer saunders on musical Barbarella, remember her? Had pointed breasts and fought evil".
It's Ruby Wax on location at her latest project , a new one woman show . Looking forward to that one, in her dreams. Ruby Wax's wet dreams. Mmmm suck it to me Ruby. An hour and a half later I'm outside walking back to get my bike, while she who is married, my very own Mrs Robinson, is once again whispering sweet nothings to me on the phone. She wants to know if I fancy coming back for another taste of her salty oyster. I have just had my fill whilst out at lunch ...but not my thrills so I shall do as lovely Leela tells us in her song : Let's do it , let's do it , let's do it again
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