Moaning Monday

Written by sleazy slut | 11 January 2010
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All those tv articles.Urgh, enough is enough. They just don't scratch my itch or tickle my clit for that matter. I guess that's why I don't watch The Box as much as some people can. Of course it has it's uses. A box. Like a toy box. You know where you keep all your best loved playthings. I told you about my latest purchase at Christmas. Well my darlings you wouldn't believe it but my prize plaything broke! I am devastated because my Greek girlfriend Dike (named after the goddess of justice) is planning on coming over again next weekend and wants another session with my super de luxe strap-on. What to do? I can't afford a new one as this one already cost me an arm and a tit. Anyone out there know a dildo doctor??

Life can be full of disappointments. Like

Jane Lynch in her latest interview with the GUARDIAN

explains to the world.

Every day starts with the rising of the sun.which starts it's journey in the Land of the Rising Sun, Japan. It then goes westwards and kisses China awake. Once a locked up country that is now playing catch up with Germany and the rest of the world.China is the number one in exporting goods nowadays. Maybe my precious but very broken strap-on was once upon a time Made in China.

So what's new to China? The First Mr Gay China pageant . We of course are waiting with baited breath and erect nipples for the First Miss Lesbia China pageant...and take away Chinese chicks.

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