Mo Nique Monday

Written by sleazy slut | 30 November 2009
Posted in Blogs - sleazy slut

Been working hard last Friday, doing random admin work at the office until past midnight. Then I got picked up by Fero who wanted me to mosey down with her to the Girlesque FLEX party. She was incognito because she didn't want anyone to know who she may be. There's nothing to know about her ugliness, we had a ball at FLEX. At 03.30 hrs. she went home but I had an afterparty with a group of women I've never met at some chicks place. What's her face?

Monique. We played strip poker. I won and filled some body holes with different spices to gear up for breakfast in some dark hole in the Amsterdam Red-Light district. Could finally hit my bunk in the afternoon. Couldn't sleep because I was strung out on uppers and downers. In a phase of being awake and falling asleep my body finally gave in on both sides and went to rest over a voluptuous weekend.

I have woken up in a world where an old Nazi is trying to fool the world by suddenly pretending to be a decrepit, weak old man. Gatver.

And Shamim Shariff tweeted today from her twat : "Back from Florence to find I Can't Think Straight won a 9th award from Tampa for Best Film. Floridians have taste!"

My friend Prekash is looking for a job. I advised her to start up her own business, there's no better time than during a crisis to start something new for yourself. It's gonna be tough for her though.

The Swiss have said 'NO' to more minarets. The mosque in the Amsterdam De Baarsjes is moving out of the neighbourhood. But as you well know and as the saying goes: 'Life's a bitch and then you die'

Precious didn't die. I have already bought me the tickets to this Precious movie coming to the cinemas in December. There is a vid out there of the Mo' Nique show where the whole cast including Sapphire have been singing the praises of the movie.